Script:

• Meet Alice.
• She has just arrived home, from a hard day at work.
• She switched on her computing machine,
• and looks to see what her friends have been up to on Facebook,
• The electric friendship generator.
• First, she checks in to see what Timmy’s been up to.
• Alice and Timmy have been going steady for 6 months.
• And she thinks he’s a real swell guy.
• Alice hasn’t spoken to Timmy since last evening,
• and can’t wait to see what his day was like.
• That’s funny. At 2:05, this morning,
• Timmy changed his relationship status from ‘in a relationship’ to ’single.’
• Even more curious, he became friends with Donna Whitehouse at 2:07am.
• Timmy just bungled rule #1 of Facebook relationship etiquette:
• Don’t change your relationship status without consulting the other person.
• What a dope.
• Alice decides there must be some sort of mistake.
• The Timmy she knows would never disregard her feelings this way.
• She sends him a note to see if it was a mistake.
• Alice waits, and waits, and waits.
• Alice is tired of waiting, so she decides to stick it to Timmy.
• She uploads and tags, a few embarrassing photographs of Timmy.
• Timmy may have a hard time making new friends when they see,
• that he likes to dress up in Alice’s undergarments.
• Those photographs sure are funny.
• But Alice just broke Facebook relationship etiquette rule #2:
• Don’t post embarrassing photographs of other people.
• Shame on you Alice.
• It’s OK, Alice. We all make mistakes.
• It looks like Timmy has posted some messages on Alice’s wall.
• I can’t believe you posted those photos of me!
• Sorry for being such a square.
• Baby, are you there?
• By the way, it was just a regular rash.
• TMI Timmy, you’ve just broken Facebook relationship etiquette rule #3:
• Be discreet when posting messages on another person’s wall.
• Alice doesn’t take the bait.
• She removes Timmy’s post, and tries to move on with her life.
• That’s interesting. Timmy has been very busy on Facebook,
• making friends with all of Alice’s friends.
• Who would want to be pals with a groaty jody like Timmy?
• He has violated Facebook relationship rule #4:
• Don’t steal other people’s friends.
• Cool it Alice.
• No one’s going to date you, if you get frown lines.
• Alice is fed up.
• So she creates a group called ‘Timmy Gordan’s a real wet blanket.’
• According to the group’s description, Timmy cries over spilled milk.
• Timmy buys things not made in the USA.
• Timmy wets the bed.
• And Timmy is a COMMUNIST!
• Be careful Alice.
• This is clearly in violation of Facebook relationship rule #5:
• Don’t start hate groups.
• Nothing good can come of this.
• What did I tell you Alice?
• Timmy is in the slammer. And Alice is ashamed.
• All of this could have been avoided by following
• the simple rules of Facebook Etiquette.
• Don’t be bungle heads like Alice and Timmy.
• Have good Facebook manners, and the electric friendship generator,
• will be more fun for everyone.

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